I just wanted to say this.

I was watching some movie ad on this filipino channel thing, 'TFC'. And what this movie was about, is a fridge. That slams the door on you, and supposedly kills you.

Like, the ad started with this girl. She was feeling really hot in bed, so she got up and went to the coolest thing she could find in the house. In this case, it was the fridge.

She opens the fridge, and cools down and looks so refreshed. And suddenly, the fucked up fridge decides to moan and groan.

At first, I thought the fridge was getting turned on or something. I was like, "Dude, really? You're a fridge and the girl didn't feel you up or anything. Geez."

But it started to mumble, and shake, so the girl went up to it, and SLAM. The fridge door closes, don't know how, but blood starts coming out of her for-head and stuff. Seriously, what the hell?

I don't know what's up with us filipino people back in the day. Like, that's all you could come up with? And they titled it 'Shake, rattle, and roll.'

Anyways, I love being filipino, it's just weird to see that they actually released a movie. About a possessed fridge or something, that kills people.

You just want to spank it and call it a bad name.